From “InsideVandy,” the Vanderbilt online student community, TDD was unfortunate enough to stumble upon this anecdote:

I was at a party the other day and the girls I came with went to the bathroom in a herd as girls do. One of them came back and told me the following story:

“Oh geez, this girl was in the next stall and she said, ‘There’s no paper in this stall and that sucks but it’s okay; I’ll just drip dry.’ Then she left the stall and pranced around the bathroom screaming ‘DRIP DRY DRIP DRY’ while flailing her arms.”

This is not the worst thing I’ve heard all week (sadly), but it’s definitely up there. Please please please aspire to have a little more class next weekend, Vanderbilt.