The worst sports site on the internet, CBS Sportsline, has a feature up on Dean Smith’s least favorite ex-UNC basketball coach.

Says Doherty:

The Man upstairs drives this train. If Sean May doesn’t break his foot, yeah, I’m probably still at North Carolina. But he did.

I’m sure that makes him sleep better at night.

But this line from one of Doherty’s new players at SMU, Ike Ofoegbu, is absolutely hilarious:

Expectations are high because of Coach Doherty, because of the name Coach Doherty. We’re all excited because we’re getting a chance to learn from the best.